I asked ChatGPT to make jokes about the Roman Empire:
- The only time I think about the Roman Empire is when I’m trying to remember if it came before or after dinosaurs.
- Thinking about the Roman Empire is like flossing: I know I should do it more often, but life just gets in the way.
- The Roman Empire fell, but at least they didn’t have to deal with group chats.
- The real reason Rome fell? Too many gladiators calling in sick.
- If Rome had YouTube, their tutorials would all be ‘How to Build an Empire and Lose It in 3 Easy Steps.’
- If Rome had emojis, their favorite would be the thumbs up—just like the gladiator matches!
- If Rome had text messaging, Caesar would’ve received a lot of ‘Watch your back’ DMs.
- If Rome had food delivery apps, every order would come with a free side of ‘bread and circuses.’
- If Rome had TikTok, all the gladiators would be doing sword dance challenges in front of the Coliseum.
- If Rome had customer service, every complaint about invasions would get the response: ‘We’re expanding our coverage, please be patient.’