When Nature Called and Tech Ghosted

Picture this: I’m on the porcelain throne, phone in hand, ready for my daily “math-and-methane” ritual. My trusty multiplication app suddenly dies—ad network gone, paywall up. Pay to poop? Nope.

Enter ChatGPT

“Need a free web game: 20 problems, big buttons, timer, records. Still… occupied.” “On it,” said the AI.

What we built:

  • Difficulty: Easy 1-10, Medium 1-20, Hard 1-50
  • Huge numpad + backspace for clumsy thumbs
  • Live timer & remaining counter
  • Records (newest first)
  • Tab-style Game | Records
  • Inline problem: “7 × 8 = …”

After a few fiber-fueled test runs, Multiplication Throne Edition was born—no ads, no downloads. Play it now: mika.global/games/math.html.

Add it to your iPhone

  1. Open the link in Safari.
  2. Tap Share → Add to Home Screen.
  3. Name it (e.g., “Toilet Times”).
  4. Tap Add—done.

Each run is timestamped locally.

Moral

When an app bails mid-dump, don’t subscribe—DIY with AI. ChatGPT turned toilet downtime into brain-training uptime. Now, if you’ll pardon me, the timer’s ticking. 🚽⏱️

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