🌸 Sun, Jun 18, 2023 🌸

1903 first airplane

66 years later

1969 first step on the moon

66 years later

2035 Mars? Hopefully.

🌸 Sun, Jun 18, 2023 🌸

In one of TikToks I saw somebody mention that we don’t dream about using smartphones or computers.

Today I had a dream, I was playing with my friends a kind of Resident Evil game, but instead of zombies the underground levels were filled with dinosaurs under water. It was more o…

🌸 Mon, Jun 12, 2023 🌸

My life feels like a movie where I have no control over what happens.

For example, I was arguing with my friend about whether he could cook hard-boiled eggs in the microwave. For those who don’t know, eggs explode in the microwave. I saw no way to get out of this situation. If w…

🌸 Sun, Jun 11, 2023 🌸

Let’s Bluetooth technology to die, terrible technology.

🌸 Sun, Jun 4, 2023 🌸

Have you ever misread “Respawn” as “Fiespawn”? You died and the game gives you a dialog saying “Fiespawn”, which sounds like “Facepalm”.

🌸 Sat, Jun 3, 2023 🌸

I wonder why Software Engineers do not have direct access to L1 and L2 caches. I think we could do some neat optimizations if we can directly control caches.

🌸 Sat, Jun 3, 2023 🌸

Today I woke up and there was a crime scene in the bathroom. Everything was covered with blood. As it appeared, my youngest daughter extracted her baby tooth at night by herself.

🌸 Thu, Jun 1, 2023 🌸

I am going to have my software engineering job for at least a year. My IT friend, who knows how to program (of course, mostly he does DevOps work) came to me with a simple idea and I said, “You know, ChatGPT can help you. Just ask ChatGPT and it will generate 100 lines of Python …

🌸 Thu, Jun 1, 2023 🌸

I periodically forget what software can test my Xbox controller. Maybe capturing it here will help? jstest-gtk

🌸 Tue, May 30, 2023 🌸

I hate when the progress bar quickly goes up to 80% and then slows down. I really hate it. Recently, I learned that this is by design; UI/UX experts believe it improves the user experience and makes waiting for finishing tasks less painful. Please, stop doing it; I hate it.

🌸 Tue, May 30, 2023 🌸

I visited the doctor. So far, they have found a standard set of American health issues: being overweight, having high hemoglobin, high blood pressure, and high triglycerides. I am essentially healthy, but I do not feel well. They prescribed me some heartburn medicine, which I app…

🌸 Wed, May 24, 2023 🌸

Icon of the trash bin 🗑 = delete, Icon of the cross 🞮 = close. Don’t use cross 🞮 for delete.

🌸 Wed, May 24, 2023 🌸

Always seek for a second opinion, even though the first opinion is your own.

🌸 Tue, May 23, 2023 🌸

I feel Discord is about to lose a good chunk of Nitro subscribers with the upcoming name update.

🌸 Mon, May 22, 2023 🌸

I can’t solve CAPTCHA anymore. Am I a bot, or have CAPTCHAs become harder?

🌸 Sun, May 21, 2023 🌸

Please don’t try to make words look Russian by reversing R’s. It makes it 100 times harder for me to read, because my brain switches to Russian and suddenly nothing makes sense. For example, Яussia would sound in my brain like Yaisja.

🌸 Sat, May 20, 2023 🌸

Food cooked in the YouTube video should be tasted in the same video.

🌸 Fri, May 19, 2023 🌸

I think I have Long COVID; on Sundays I’m just hibernating the whole day. I’m going to visit the doctor and see if they can help.

🌸 Thu, May 18, 2023 🌸

I want to switch my motto or lifestyle from “Better to be safe than sorry” to “Do first and ask for forgiveness”. I think the latter one is more productive.

🌸 Wed, May 17, 2023 🌸

Tools are trying to be helpful by changing line endings on me. Please don’t do it, and treat all files as binary files.

🌸 Wed, May 10, 2023 🌸

4 days of my shitposting have gone from my website, and I take full responsibility. Lesson for me: do not SSH to your pet projects from the office.

🌸 Thu, May 4, 2023 🌸

The COVID-19 pandemic has just started and I had a dry cough. I was pretty sure it was a nocebo effect, but even knowing it wasn’t helping, at some point it was so bad that I had to constantly mute myself on the streams. And you know when my cough stopped? After I got my first va…

🌸 Wed, May 3, 2023 🌸

I am wondering what percentage of people are actually self-motivated. It is frustrating to see that everything in the work environment is designed around control, key performance indicators, and essentially making sure workers are constantly monitored. I do not mind being monitor…

🌸 Mon, May 1, 2023 🌸

I am stepping into the world of diet, as I am trying to figure out which foods are low in fructose or have a balanced amount of fructose and glucose. It is a total mess, as all websites seem to contradict each other. ChatGPT is also confused, I assume because it was trained on th…

🌸 Mon, May 1, 2023 🌸

I finished my coffee and had some oranges. I listened to music and danced. Now I am going to focus on my work.

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