๐ธ Sun, Jun 18, 2023 ๐ธ
1903 first airplane
66 years later
1969 first step on the moon
66 years later
2035 Mars? Hopefully.
๐ธ Sun, Jun 18, 2023 ๐ธ
In one of TikToks I saw somebody mention that we don’t dream about using smartphones or computers.
Today I had a dream, I was playing with my friends a kind of Resident Evil game, but instead of zombies the underground levels were filled with dinosaurs under water. It was more o…
๐ธ Mon, Jun 12, 2023 ๐ธ
My life feels like a movie where I have no control over what happens.
For example, I was arguing with my friend about whether he could cook hard-boiled eggs in the microwave. For those who don’t know, eggs explode in the microwave. I saw no way to get out of this situation. If w…
๐ธ Sun, Jun 11, 2023 ๐ธ
Let’s Bluetooth technology to die, terrible technology.
๐ธ Sun, Jun 4, 2023 ๐ธ
Have you ever misread “Respawn” as “Fiespawn”? You died and the game gives you a dialog saying “Fiespawn”, which sounds like “Facepalm”.
๐ธ Sat, Jun 3, 2023 ๐ธ
I wonder why Software Engineers do not have direct access to L1 and L2 caches. I think we could do some neat optimizations if we can directly control caches.
๐ธ Sat, Jun 3, 2023 ๐ธ
Today I woke up and there was a crime scene in the bathroom. Everything was covered with blood. As it appeared, my youngest daughter extracted her baby tooth at night by herself.
๐ธ Thu, Jun 1, 2023 ๐ธ
I am going to have my software engineering job for at least a year. My IT friend, who knows how to program (of course, mostly he does DevOps work) came to me with a simple idea and I said, “You know, ChatGPT can help you. Just ask ChatGPT and it will generate 100 lines of Python …
๐ธ Thu, Jun 1, 2023 ๐ธ
I periodically forget what software can test my Xbox controller. Maybe capturing it here will help? jstest-gtk
๐ธ Tue, May 30, 2023 ๐ธ
I hate when the progress bar quickly goes up to 80% and then slows down. I really hate it. Recently, I learned that this is by design; UI/UX experts believe it improves the user experience and makes waiting for finishing tasks less painful. Please, stop doing it; I hate it.
๐ธ Tue, May 30, 2023 ๐ธ
I visited the doctor. So far, they have found a standard set of American health issues: being overweight, having high hemoglobin, high blood pressure, and high triglycerides. I am essentially healthy, but I do not feel well. They prescribed me some heartburn medicine, which I app…
๐ธ Wed, May 24, 2023 ๐ธ
Icon of the trash bin ๐ = delete, Icon of the cross ๐ฎ = close. Don’t use cross ๐ฎ for delete.
๐ธ Wed, May 24, 2023 ๐ธ
Always seek for a second opinion, even though the first opinion is your own.
๐ธ Tue, May 23, 2023 ๐ธ
I feel Discord is about to lose a good chunk of Nitro subscribers with the upcoming name update.
๐ธ Mon, May 22, 2023 ๐ธ
I can’t solve CAPTCHA anymore. Am I a bot, or have CAPTCHAs become harder?
๐ธ Sun, May 21, 2023 ๐ธ
Please don’t try to make words look Russian by reversing R’s. It makes it 100 times harder for me to read, because my brain switches to Russian and suddenly nothing makes sense. For example, ะฏussia would sound in my brain like Yaisja.
๐ธ Sat, May 20, 2023 ๐ธ
Food cooked in the YouTube video should be tasted in the same video.
๐ธ Fri, May 19, 2023 ๐ธ
I think I have Long COVID; on Sundays I’m just hibernating the whole day. I’m going to visit the doctor and see if they can help.
๐ธ Thu, May 18, 2023 ๐ธ
I want to switch my motto or lifestyle from “Better to be safe than sorry” to “Do first and ask for forgiveness”. I think the latter one is more productive.
๐ธ Wed, May 17, 2023 ๐ธ
Tools are trying to be helpful by changing line endings on me. Please don’t do it, and treat all files as binary files.
๐ธ Wed, May 10, 2023 ๐ธ
4 days of my shitposting have gone from my website, and I take full responsibility. Lesson for me: do not SSH to your pet projects from the office.
๐ธ Thu, May 4, 2023 ๐ธ
The COVID-19 pandemic has just started and I had a dry cough. I was pretty sure it was a nocebo effect, but even knowing it wasn’t helping, at some point it was so bad that I had to constantly mute myself on the streams. And you know when my cough stopped? After I got my first va…
๐ธ Wed, May 3, 2023 ๐ธ
I am wondering what percentage of people are actually self-motivated. It is frustrating to see that everything in the work environment is designed around control, key performance indicators, and essentially making sure workers are constantly monitored. I do not mind being monitor…
๐ธ Mon, May 1, 2023 ๐ธ
I am stepping into the world of diet, as I am trying to figure out which foods are low in fructose or have a balanced amount of fructose and glucose. It is a total mess, as all websites seem to contradict each other. ChatGPT is also confused, I assume because it was trained on th…
๐ธ Mon, May 1, 2023 ๐ธ
I finished my coffee and had some oranges. I listened to music and danced. Now I am going to focus on my work.
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